Quote # 5

“If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.”

-Jack Handy

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  1. From God’s lips to our ears:

    “If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you’re serious about adopting the vulture.”

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